I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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