Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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