It's Friday. Sex?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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