Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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