I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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