I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why didn't you poke me back
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
