it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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