I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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