is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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