Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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