ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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