Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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