So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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