One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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