on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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