he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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