i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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