We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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