Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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