One girl and one boy is just not enough.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Sober January is a disaster.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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