you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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