i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I'm really busy with my period
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