Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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