there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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