How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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