This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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