You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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