Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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