In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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