med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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