People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize