The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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