Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
