is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I intend to get homeless drunk
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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