U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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