ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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