hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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