Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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