if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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