Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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