Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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