I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Randomize
