have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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