I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
do nipples grow back?
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