is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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