It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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