the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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