question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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