Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish I could teleport
operation have a gay friend backfired
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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