I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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