Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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