i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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