She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
kristin has been a bad kristin
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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