Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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