Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry erika00 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies

Fav 19 4373 993
share tweet
(612): View more from Minnesota

Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.

Fav 12 966 4949
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(757): View more from Virginia

I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.

Fav 6 1248 2445
share tweet
(313): View more from Michigan

She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.

Fav 25 9952 1393
share tweet
(905): View more from Ontario

the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.

Fav 28 5825 2831
share tweet
(270): View more from Kentucky

Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.

Fav 4 2467 1243
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(815): View more from Illinois

sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.

Fav 6 2159 1276
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(775): View more from Nevada

Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.

Fav 1 27 62
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.

Fav 0 59 4
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT