There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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