yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
honey bunches of taint.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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