The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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