marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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